copious amounts of cash     fantastic guitar playing skills     a large corporate conglomerate at my beck and call     donald trump's hairpiece     a shinier car     a meeting (world-ending duel?) with chuck norris     a free movie pass     pam     a trip on a sailboat     muscles that would make charles atlas cry like a fearful schoolgirl     lunch     fancy computer gadgets     a blue sailboat     a charlottetown library card    

there is only one thing i want.

before you decide to move 1348 kilometers away from the girl you love, there are a few things you should carefully consider.
> your stupidity for even entertaining the thought of accepting such a position
> the price of flights to and from aforementioned girl

most hours of the day i am glad that i am here - the people are nice, it is very worthwhile, i'll get to learn and try new things, pei is a beautiful province. but there are definitely a few hours every day where i'm just really sad that i'm so far away.